Really, the only thing I can remember that happened during those days was Emory trying to explain to us what had happened to our presents. Apparently, my parentsí gifts were stolen right out of the back of the car he got my brother, which was carjacked the next day. His excuse to me, though, was a little more honest. He simply said, "Well, last year I didnít get you Jack Shit, so I thought maybe this year, I would." Granted heís not too imposing, or annoying, or even smelly, but I still think that nearly a month is far too long for a Christmas "visit."
Actually, I suppose it doesnít matter. He only eats the trail mix he brings with him in a big black suitcase, and he hardly ever leaves the bathroom. Most of the time, I forget heís here. Itís just kind of odd, thatís all. We asked him why he sleeps in the bathroom, and why he spends all day in there, apart from his wheel of fortune breaks, but all he had to say was that the hall closet did not have a towel rack or those little soaps under the sink.