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Date: Fri, 06 Oct 1995 19:24:52
From: "marc"@onyx.idbsu.edu
Subject: This weeks Question
To: tbl2788@ritvax.isc.rit.edu

I'd rather lose both my depth perception and my directional hearing so I could walk into a wall that I thought was ten feet further back while turning the wrong direction to hear what someone had said. I'm not sure why I'd like to do this but I think it has something do with that "Chicken and Egg" question.

As for the lava vs the parana thing. I think I am going to have to go with spending an evening with Rush Limbaugh. Being dropped into a pit of lava or eaten by piranhae just sounds like too horrible of a death. Err, uhm wait, no I think I will go with the piranhae, or lava, or both. Then served as an entree, "chared fish and Marc." Baked beyond perfection. Or something...

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Last Survey Results

"Would you rather lose directional hearing or depth perception?"

  • 73.7%: Directional hearing
  • 21.1%: Depth perception
  • 5.3%: Both

"Would you rather wade at your own pace into lava, or fall, suddenly, into a seething pool of piranha?"

  • 42.1%: Fall into piranah
  • 52.6%: Wade into lava
  • 5.3%: Both
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Date: Mon, 09 Oct 1995
From: Ed
Subject: uuuh..me again.
To: GDT

...the offical reason for this here letter is i was wondering if you can make GIBSON D an offical drop off point for GTD. We have a hard time finding copies, and often fist fights break out over them, and old issues can be traded for cigerettes and nude photo's of peoples sisters. Haveing copies here would make life much easier.

Welp, toodles.

BTW, have you ever owned sea monkeys? i found out 2 weeks ago toys r us sells them and i have a nice crop of them growing in a keen little aquarium on top of my computer. They are incredibly distracting, your eyes sort of see them and you just HAVE to watch them swim around and do little brine-shrimpish things. it took me 15 mins to write this letter cause i kept looking at those damn sea monkeys. You kinda feel like a god, though. your own self contained universe you control. helps the ego.

ah, well.

ta!
-Ed

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