"We do whatever our rice crispies tell us to."

...any self respecting suicidal maniac has already splattered themselves all over somebody else's vehicle registration.

This miracle drug, derived from the livers of puffer fish...

What if you could trap a mime in an invisible, soundproof box?

He decides to attempt to shock people...

"I wonder if he had to practice slumping in his own vomit."

...another number of the geriatric migratory flock...

...all the Gerber and water your old folk can get through a straw.

...it pitches a tent and stays the night.

"Hail to the Sun God! He is the Fun God! Ra! Ra! Ra!"

We only call him Mad Foaming Monstrosity of a Multiple Disposition on special occasions.

...long history of gunpowder and fireworks expertise...


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