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After Dinner Mints
by Sean Hammond
A male's penis and a woman's clitoris are essentially the same organ, though their development is different due to the presence or absence of testosterone. They both function in the same way as well; when a male or female is aroused, their respective organ is engorged with blood, causing them to become erect. Anyway, my point is size. It doesn't take a biologist to understand that a woman's clitoris is smaller than a man's penis...especially when engorged with blood.
With that extra blood being diverted, overall oxygen arriving to the brain has to decrease, but since a woman's clitoris is relatively smaller than most penises, her brain is receiving more oxygen than a man's.
So, I guess that in a sense, men really do think with their dicks...or at least it inhibits their thinking.
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Plastic Lawn Ornament
Returns From World Tour
Grapevine, Texas (AP) - The quack is back.
And what a vacation it was!
A yellow plastic duck that disappeared from the front yard of Jess and Judy Daniel last spring reappeared recently.
They'd feared it had fallen victim to a marauding dog, but no.
The culprit left a photo album logging the duck's travels to some of the landmarks of Europe and the United States.
"I went out to get the paper a few weeks ago, and the duck was back with the photo album beside it," Daniel said. A wrapper proclaimed: "The World Quack Tour 94-95."
The album contained 43 vacation photos, including Ducky cavorting with Canada geese in London's Hyde Park, Ducky peering out from the gardens of Notre Dame in Paris and Ducky at the Gateway Arch in St. Louis.
It doesn't really matter who took the little yellow duckling, said the couple, because they enjoyed Ducky's travels vicariously.
"We haven't been anywhere over the last year," Mrs. Daniel said. "For the 30 minutes I looked through the pictures, it was like I went on that trip. It was nice."
Thought for the Day:
If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
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