After Dinner Mints:
Twinkies have a shelf life of more than a year. What do you suppose those preservatives do to you? Maybe they would stop you from aging if you ate enough of them. To hell with the fountain of youth, pass me that cream filled slice of Ambrosia. Or do you think that "shelf life" is not as apt a term as "half life."Can't you see the remnants of Twinkies showing up on X-rays as they wind their way through your duodenum? Hey, if you ate enough Twinkies you might start to glow in the dark with the rest of the starry sky, save on electric bills, and just make the world a better place.
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