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Colloquial Contest

GDT's first, and possibly last contest. For the next few weeks we will be printing up several common colloquialisms which have been reconstructed in a more verbose manner. The winner of the contest will be the person capable of deciphering more of these colloquialisms than anyone else. The prize will be fifty dollars (cash, none of this "the card" crap), and if the winner chooses, they may also become privy to the secrets of "Cafe Diablo" the most diabolical coffee in the world and the official drink of Hell Inc. The winner's name will be posted in the first issue of volume 4. All answers must be sent to GDT by Reading Day (February 21st, 1996) at the end of the quarter. GDT bids you good luck.

This Week's Colloquialisms:

  • 10. The temperature of the aqueous contents of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees F.
  • 11. All articles that conruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
  • 12. Where there are visible vapors having their provenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
GDT Colloquial Contest
Rules and Regulations:

This contest is restricted to only those people registered as students at the RIT campus. Others may send answers, but may not be counted among the winners circle.

Additional...
...all GDT staff members are prohibited from entering this contest, as well as any of their family members, lovers, pets, or body parts. Any GDT staff member caught leaking information to the public at large will be given their choice of five delightfully hideous executions, in addition to having to make a batch of Cafe Diablo for the staff.
Send answers to diablo@csh.rit.edu, or send replies to: 472 French Rd., Rochester, NY 14618
If you should happen to miss any of the issues from volume 3, you may find them on our web site, or alternatively you can purchase hard copies through our fan club.

GDTee Shirts

"Eagles soar but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine."
GDTee shirts are now available. These limited edition tees come in three sizes: small, medium, and large. The image of the blissful Lemme-pig leaping off of a table appears on the back along with the phrase indicated.On the front of the tee is the GDT logo over the left breast pocket area.
The price is $8 for fan club members and $10 for non-members. At this point, you're probably thinking we pocket the money. Wrong. All money made goes to help cover printing costs.
With your help (and $$$) GDT and the Melancholy Predator will remain in print, and can soon expand to eight pages.
Place orders through: diablo@csh.rit.edu or call (716) 235-7666. Remember to state the size and number you wish to order. There are a limited number available, so order soon.
Random Facts:
Minnesota has 156 Long Lakes, 122 Rice Lakes, 91 Mid Lakes, 83 Bass Lakes, 72 Twin Lakes, 70 Round Lakes, 51 Clear Lakes, and 48 Sand Lakes.

When the Canarsee Indians sold Manhattan to the Dutch, they sold the land owned by a different tribe.

Responses and submissions can be sent to:diablo@csh.rit.edu
or 472 French Rd, Rochester, NY 14618
Gracies Dinnertime Theatre reserves the right to reprint
any correspondance recieved, without prior editing.


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