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Colloquial Contest

GDT's first, and possibly last contest. For the next few weeks we will be printing up several common colloquialisms which have been reconstructed in a more verbose manner. The winner of the contest will be the person capable of deciphering more of these colloquialisms than anyone else. The prize will be fifty dollars (cash, none of this "the card" crap), and if the winner chooses, they may also become privy to the secrets of "Cafe diablo/gdt" the most diabolical coffee in the world and the official drink of Hell Inc. The winner's name will be posted in the first issue of volume 4. All answers must be sent to GDT by Reading Day (February 21st, 1996) at the end of the quarter. GDT bids you good luck.

This Week's Colloquialisms:

  • 13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
  • 14. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.
  • 15. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
GDT Colloquial Contest
Rules and Regulations:

This contest is restricted to only those people registered as students at the RIT campus. Others may send answers, but may not be counted among the winners circle.

Additional...
...all GDT staff members are prohibited from entering this contest, as well as any of their family members, lovers, pets, or body parts. Any GDT staff member caught leaking information to the public at large will be given their choice of five delightfully hideous executions, in addition to having to make a batch of Cafe diablo/gdt for the staff.
Send answers to diablo@csh.rit.edu, or send replies to: 472 French Rd., Rochester, NY 14618
If you should happen to miss any of the issues from volume 3, you may find them on our web site, or alternatively you can purchase hard copies through our fan club.

GDT
Recycled
Works
We're going to be bringing out some of the old issues and... Reusing, Rehashing, Reducing, Redeeming, Redirecting, Reillustrating, Reiterating, Reviving, and regenerating.
We're generally going to be poking our noses in fiddeling around with some of the mechanical gadgetry, then cleaning it up and giving it a brand spanking new (man, some people are perverse) paint job. Any area in an issue where we've gone over the second time and realized it could have been so much more gets an overhaul.
Look for it where ever you see the recycled GDT emblem.
GDTee Shirts

"Eagles soar but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine."
GDTee shirts are now available. These limited edition tees come in three sizes: small, medium, and large. The image of the blissful Lemme-pig leaping off of a table appears on the back along with the phrase indicated.On the front of the tee is the GDT logo over the left breast pocket area.
The price is $8 for fan club members and $10 for non-members. At this point, you're probably thinking we pocket the money. Wrong. All money made goes to help cover printing costs.
With your help (and $$$) GDT and the Melancholy Predator will remain in print, and can soon expand to eight pages.
Place orders through: diablo@csh.rit.edu or call (716) 235-7666. Remember to state the size and number you wish to order. There are a limited number available, so order soon.

Important Note: This is the last week this offer will be around, all orders must be into us by January 27th, 1996.

Responses and submissions can be sent to:diablo@csh.rit.edu
or 472 French Rd, Rochester, NY 14618
Gracies Dinnertime Theatre reserves the right to reprint
any correspondance recieved, without prior editing.


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