Strange Wine (1978)
Shatterday (1980)
Stalking the Nightmare
(1982)
Angry Candy (1988)
Ensamvark (Swedish
publication only) (1992)
Jokes Without Punchlines
(1995)
Rough Beasts (1995)
Slippage (1996)
COLLABORATIONS
Partners in Wonder: sf
collaborations with 14
other wild talents (1971)
The Starlost: Phoenix
Without Ashes (with
Edward Bryant) (1975)
Mind Fields: 33 stories
inspired by the art of
Jacek Yerka (1994)
OMNIBUS VOLUMES
The Fantasies of Harlan
Ellison (1979)
Dreams With Sharp Teeth
(1991)
NON-FICTION & ESSAYS
Memos From Purgatory
(1961)
The Glass Teat: essays of
opinion on television
(1970)
The Other Glass Teat:
further essays of
opinion on television
(1975)
The Book of Ellison
(Edited by Andrew
Porter) (1978)
Sleepless Nights in the
Procrustean Bed (edited
by Marty Clark) (1984)
An Edge in My Voice
(1985)
Harlan Ellison's Watching
(1989)
The Harlan Ellison
Hornbook (1990)
SCREENPLAYS, ETC
The Illustrated Harlan
Ellison (Edited by
Byron Preiss) (1978)
Harlan Ellison's Movie
(1990)
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Colloquial Contest
GDT's first, and possibly last contest. For the next few weeks we will be printing up several common colloquialisms which have been reconstructed in a more verbose manner. The winner of the contest will be the person capable of deciphering more of these colloquialisms than anyone else. The prize will be fifty dollars (cash, none of this "the card" crap), and if the winner chooses, they may also become privy to the secrets of "Cafe Diablo" the most diabolical coffee in the world and the official drink of Hell Inc. The winner's name will be posted in the first issue of volume 4. All answers must be sent to GDT by Reading Day (February 21st, 1996) at the end of the quarter. GDT bids you good luck.
This Week's Colloquialisms:
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22. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes a potent escalation of a lucrative nature.
- 23. Missiles of ligneous or oterous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
- 23. Missiles of ligneous or oterous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
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GDT Colloquial Contest
Rules and Regulations:
This contest is restricted to only those people registered as students at the RIT campus. Others may send answers, but may not be counted among the winners circle.
Additional...
...all GDT staff members are prohibited from entering this contest, as well as any of their family members, lovers, pets, or body parts. Any GDT staff member caught leaking information to the public at large will be given their choice of five delightfully hideous executions, in addition to having to make a batch of Cafe Diablo for the staff.
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Send answers to diablo@csh.rit.edu, or send replies to: 472 French Rd., Rochester, NY 14618
If you should happen to miss any of the issues from volume 3, you may find them on our web site, or alternatively you can purchase hard copies through our fan club.
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GDTee Shirts
"Eagles soar but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine." |
The GDT staff editors would like to apologize to those of you out there who have recently ordered GDTee shirts. We haven't quite finished processing the order yet. We will get to it as soon as we can remember what gear are asses are supposed to be in, so keep your panties on. And I suppose for those of you who were interested in purchasing a GDTee shirt, but missed the deadline, here's your chance. That deadline has been extended for a short period of time.
These limited edition tees come in four sizes: small, medium, large, and extra large. The image of the blissful Lemme-pig leaping off of a table appears on the back Along with the phrase indicated.On the front of the tee is the GDT logo over the left breast pocket area.
The price is $8 for fan club members and $10 for non-members. All money raised goes towards the future printing costs of this free publication.
Place orders through: diablo@csh.rit.edu or call (716)-235-7666. Remember to state the size and number you wish to order.
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