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Colloquial Contest

GDT's first, and possibly last contest. For the next few weeks we will be printing up several common colloquialisms which have been reconstructed in a more verbose manner. The winner of the contest will be the person capable of deciphering more of these colloquialisms than anyone else. The prize will be fifty dollars (cash, none of this "the card" crap), and if the winner chooses, they may also become privy to the secrets of "Cafe Diablo" the most diabolical coffee in the world and the official drink of Hell Inc. The winner's name will be posted in the first issue of volume 4. All answers must be sent to GDT by Reading Day (February 21st, 1996) at the end of the quarter. GDT bids you good luck.

This Week's Colloquialisms:

  • 16. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
  • 17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
  • 18. Neophyte's serendipity.
GDT Colloquial Contest
Rules and Regulations:

This contest is restricted to only those people registered as students at the RIT campus. Others may send answers, but may not be counted among the winners circle.

Additional...
...all GDT staff members are prohibited from entering this contest, as well as any of their family members, lovers, pets, or body parts. Any GDT staff member caught leaking information to the public at large will be given their choice of five delightful hedious executions, in addition to having to make a batch of Cafe Diablo for the staff.
Send answers to diablo@csh.rit.edu, or send replies to: 472 French Rd., Rochester, NY 14618
If you should happen to miss any of the issues from volume 3, you may find them on our web site, or alternatively you can purchase hard copies through our fan club.

You make the call
If you found the last two issues of GDT, then you already know that we've started making T-shirts to finance our free publication. This is where you come in.
We want our readerage to vote on which GDT images they would like to see on a GDTee Shirt. All you have to do is peruse the many images of the three image galleries on our web site, drop us a note, and vote on our next T-shirt.
For those of you who haven't noticed the information plastered all over past issues, the url is: http://www.csh.rit.edu/~diablo/gdt/imagegallery/welcome.html
Tell us what you want to see, and we'll make it so.
GDT's very own stereogram. That's right, those guy's who put the "Magic-Eye" books out don't have the monopoly.
If you've never seen one, the secret is to look through the surface of the picture (like you were day dreaming). If you've tried for years to see these things (like some of the staff) and still can't see anything but static, hit the first person who say, "Oh yeah. I see it." after 10 seconds of gazing at it.
It won't help you see anything, but it might make you feel better.
Another Helpful Hint from GDT.

Any resquest for information on how to create your own stereograms will be gleefully ignored.

Responses and submissions can be sent to:diablo@csh.rit.edu
or 472 French Rd, Rochester, NY 14618
Gracies Dinnertime Theatre reserves the right to reprint
any correspondance recieved, without prior editing.

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